bioinnovel Chapter 138 Giving Jason a Little Bit of the Laughing Bat Shock
Chapter 138 Giving Jason a Little Bit of the Laughing Bat Shock
Chapter 138 Giving Jason a Little Bit of the Laughing Bat Shock
"No, I'm going to kill. I'm going to fucking kill, kill, kill!"
Jason's gaze lingered on the lower half of Batman Bruce Wayne's weathered face.
At this moment, a twisted smile was on the face that should have only shown composure and determination, stretching from the corner of the mouth all the way to the ears.
How did Batman become like this... Am I dreaming?
Taking advantage of Jason's momentary lapse in concentration, Batman snatched the other gun from his waist and then twisted his body to free himself from Jason's grasp.
Batman, holding Jason's gun, looked up at the sky and laughed wildly.
"Hahahahahahahahaha!"
It's getting endless, isn't it?
Jason took a breath and then said:
"Listen, Bruce, I'm touched that you killed the Joker, but you don't need to put on this act..."
But before he could finish speaking, Batman pulled out four or five unconscious people dressed in prison uniforms from another hidden door.
"Hey Jason! See these gifts I sent you? I was worried that two clowns wouldn't be enough for you to kill, and not being able to use a gun to kill people does take away some of the fun."
So I brought them along too. They're all hardened criminals sentenced to life imprisonment, most of them hopeless scum, people you can kill with a gun at will. Oh, don't be shy, I'll kill one to show you first."
"Stop messing around, Bruce."
Jason said, "Even if you killed the Joker, I believe you wouldn't become a serial killer. I'm not angry anymore, you don't need to keep this up."
"Dada dada dada, dada, dada dada dada—"
But Batman acted as if he hadn't heard him. The man, humming a song and holding a gun, walked halfway around the prisoners with an extremely arrogant posture, and then—
boom!
Without warning, he shot one of the unconscious heavy criminals in the stomach, jolting him awake from deep shock. The man screamed in agony.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! It hurts so much! What happened?"
Then a sharp pain struck, and he was immediately rendered speechless, writhing on the ground in agony, clutching his stomach.
!
The sudden gunshot startled Jason, who jumped back in disbelief. "Ward the f***, Batman, are you serious—"
But before he could finish speaking, he saw Batman point his gun at the prisoner's head.
boom!
Clang!
The blade, drawn in an instant, narrowly struck the muzzle of the gun. Jason remained in a position as if using the dagger to deflect the bullet, cold sweat instantly soaking his back.
He grabbed Batman by the collar.
"You're insane! You have no idea if I could have deflected the bullet and saved him! If I had reacted any slower, you would have blown his head off! He deserves to be judged by law, not subjected to vigilante justice! God, what are you doing? Are you playing with lives?"
Jason had barely finished speaking when he sensed something was wrong, and his face immediately fell.
"Great gift, shit. Awesome, now I'm Batman."
He reluctantly let go of the other person.
Then he saw Batman raise his gun again.
Gan!
Jason didn't have time to say anything more and immediately rushed over to hug him.
"Please don't kill me, I'm begging you! I'm really giving up."
"Hahahaha, I'm going to eat people!"
Batman burst into maniacal laughter and suddenly had a violent episode in front of Jason, who was terrified.
"Don't be like this, act normal!"
"Jesus, God, what's going on here?"
The prisoner, who had just woken up from shock and was inexplicably shot, was completely bewildered.
"What the hell is going on?! Aren't I in prison?!"
Then he saw Batman—he was in so much pain from being shot that he was rolling on the ground and hadn't even noticed who had shot him.
His eyes focused, and two muscular, cross-dressing men, embracing and hugging, appeared before him.
The prisoner's eyes widened immediately.
"Holy crap, Batman!"
Then he looked at the red-hooded man; he didn't recognize him. The two stared at each other.
Jason, who was holding Batman in his arms, quickly kicked out with a left front kick, his toe striking the prisoner's neck hard, and the prisoner once again passed out in a spectacular fashion.
Finally, after a long struggle, Jason snatched back his gun, snapped it in two with a crack, and threw it on the ground along with the first gun that Batman had bent earlier.
He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
"That's enough," he said. "I will hand these serious offenders over to the police; I won't do it myself—"
"These criminals weren't kidnapped from the street; they were robbed from prison."
"Oh, then we don't need to hand it over to the police, just... wait, what did you say???"
Batman's answer immediately raised his voice by eight octaves.
"Did you snatch these criminals directly from prison? This...this...this isn't a prison break, is it?"
Jason cried out in anguish: "Where is the law? Has the authority of law enforcement become nothing but a piece of paper? How could you do such a thing? Where is your integrity? Where is your principles?"
Then he saw Batman chuckle softly.
He said, "From the day those principles and principles took you away from me, they had no reason to exist, Jason."
Jason felt like he had been hit hard.
He was really about to faint.
And he did indeed fall to the ground with a thud.
"I must be dreaming," he said.
"But this is absolutely true without a doubt."
He heard Batman say to him, "If we can reach an agreement, I think we need to talk, Jason."
Chen Tao knew Jason could block the bullet aimed at the convict's forehead. Bat-darts...splitting bullets with a knife...these maneuvers had become essential skills for almost everyone in the Bat-family.
"mortal"
Years of training had given Jason a powerful physique, making it almost impossible for him to miss if he wanted to. Moreover, Chen Tao's first shot hit the stomach of a serious criminal, and his second shot was deliberately aimed at Jason, with a half-second pause before firing, giving Jason time to react and mentally prepare.
And then again... even if Jason messes up, it doesn't really matter. These hardened criminals aren't exactly good people anyway, so their deaths are no big deal.
Chen Tao wouldn't intentionally kill them, but if Jason makes a mistake, it would be an accident, and it could only be said that these hardened criminals were unlucky.
"What do you want to talk to me about, Bruce?"
Looking at Jason's dazed expression, Chen Tao felt that Jason's IQ had dropped.
Chen Tao chatted with him for a long time, using a whole bunch of charm techniques like "You are my favorite Robin".
Finally, they got to the point.
"Now that we've decided to team up to take down Bane and those superhuman villains, let's talk about how you should backstab, betray, sell out, and ruthlessly attack your teammates."
After saying that, Chen Tao suddenly realized that his statement sounded like that of a villain, so he quickly explained, "For justice!"
Upon hearing the news of betraying his teammates, Jason immediately woke up.
He bluntly revealed Bain's next plan:
"Bane has already identified Clark Kent, who is always hanging around you, through Bruce Wayne's identity, thus confirming the other party's identity."
"There wasn't enough time. He couldn't find out where Clark's hometown was, but he discovered that Clark had a girlfriend he was very close to, Lois Lane. Therefore, he told me to find out Lois's work schedule, kidnap her, and use her to blackmail Superman later."
Chen Tao touched his chin.
It's that hostage situation again... Bane really never learns his lesson.
Is there absolutely no intention to abandon this traditional and outdated approach?
"I could use insider connections to get Louis Lane to go on a business trip, and then tell Bain that I'd missed out."
Jason said, "I can also figure out a way to get a fake Louis Lane to fool Bane, you know, the kind of face-deforming mud that caused the Mudface mutation back then. And..."
"No," Chen Tao told him, "Show him the real Louis first, and then we'll arrange the replacement plan."
He warned Jason, "When you kidnap Louise, make sure she doesn't scream. Otherwise, Superman will come to rescue his girlfriend no matter where he is on Earth. You have to do it quietly and knock her unconscious so she doesn't have a chance to scream."
"Got it," Jason said.
The two of them discussed their plan to kidnap Louis for a while.
After saying that, Chen Tao also felt something was off.
Even though he had meticulously planned the scheme, and Louis wouldn't be injured no matter what, wasn't helping Jason plot Louis's kidnapping a form of betrayal on another level?
Chen Tao fell into deep thought.
Then he immediately shook his head.
Haha, how can this be considered betraying a teammate? He was just carrying out his own plan. Accusing him of betraying his teammates is just hilarious.
"Did Bane give you a specific timeframe for kidnapping Louise?"
"Yes, he..."
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呲——
A futuristic iron gate, weighing several hundred kilograms, was opened, and Blake and his four henchmen, the Extreme Heroes, walked in together.
This is Lex Luther's base, located 50 meters underground, covered in lead coating.
This was the first time Blake and his team had visited the place.
"This place makes my insects feel extremely uncomfortable."
Pamela Ferrer, the "beast woman," said.
She was a jewel thief, but an accident caused her to bond with a snake-like alien, transforming her into a beast woman.
"It's not always like that," said another teammate of the four, Mad Hatter.
He was the only magician in the team, and apart from his fondness for alcohol, he had no flaws.
Therefore, unsurprisingly, he reeked of alcohol, picked up the bottle and took two more sips, then suddenly covered his mouth.
"Ugh..."
"If you dare to spit on the ground here and make us all lose face with you, I'll control myself and slap myself 100 times."
Blake led the team, followed by the burly black man "Cold Casting." This giant, who wielded electronic power, was Blake's most formidable fighter. In his hand, he carried a man lying unconscious like a dead dog—the shapeshifter "Snakeskin" they had captured earlier.
They passed through several heavily guarded checkpoints, and the Mad Hatter said, "Those checkpoints we just passed, I could have gotten past them with just a flick of my finger."
"That's enough, I know all that," Blake replied.
After passing through several doors, they finally met Lex Luthor in the hall.
The other person sat in front of rows of huge computers, operating five or six computers at the same time, with only a bald head sticking out from the top of the seat.
"I brought you the snakeskin, Luther."
But Luther did not respond immediately to Blake's voice; he was immersed in the ocean of knowledge.
Even though he didn't even glance at the other person, a cage rose up from the side without him noticing.
Blake nodded, and the cold-casting team next to him placed the unconscious snakeskin into the raised cage.
Blake glanced at the snakeskin and said, "Good deal, Luther. You should keep your promise."
"I understand, Black." Then he heard Luther's voice. He saw the other turn his head, his eyes containing a depth that he couldn't look directly at.
This piqued Blake's curiosity, and he tried to connect with the other person using his psychic abilities, but it seemed as if he had connected with a black hole that was constantly flipping and collapsing.
"You can leave now," he heard Luther say.
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"Clark, today we're going to learn how to pretend to be a terrifying villain. You start by imitating my movements."
As Chen Tao spoke, he began to demonstrate to Clark.
"Hahahahahaha..."
His lips curled into a chilling laugh, then he abruptly stopped: "Did you learn it?"
"I learned."
Superman nodded, then began practicing: "Hahahaha..."
"But honestly, why do we have to practice this weird stuff?"
He said, "There's something strange about it."
"You should start practicing," Chen Tao told him. "Haven't you been worried lately about the extreme ideology of the Extreme Heroes Alliance and their growing number of supporters? One day you'll have to teach them what it means to fight violence with violence. It's good to practice scaring others more."
"Okay." Superman was convinced, and he obediently continued practicing: "Hahahaha..."
"No, no, this needs to be a little sharper, a higher pitch, to be more frightening..."
Soon, Superman had mastered the basic techniques of maniacal laughter.
Then Superman brought up recent events:
"Oh, by the way, the bat. Recently, Louis said he always feels like someone is secretly watching him."
Chen Tao felt a little guilty. He tried his best to control his heartbeat. He could only say that the reporter was truly worthy of the name; even though Jason hadn't left any trace, the other party still intuitively sensed Red Hood's presence?
However, Superman didn't doubt his mentor at all, and Chen Tao just laughed it off.
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"Red Hood, you did a great job."
Bain looked with satisfaction at Louise Lane, who was tied to the chair.
then……
He picked up a bucket of water and poured it over the other person's head.
Louis was soaked to the bone, and even with his mouth gagged, he still whimpered angrily.
"Uh, what are you doing?" Red Hood asked, somewhat confused.
"To test if the other person has a mud face," Bain replied.
(End of this chapter)