bioinnovel Chapter 1: Identifying and Defining Chinese Deities?
Chapter 1: Identifying and Defining Chinese Deities?
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A title that seems rather flamboyant by today's standards appeared in the Yinlang live stream room.
Even a normally deserted live stream attracted hundreds of viewers because of its exaggerated title.
In the live stream, a handsome young man leaned back in a chair, looking bored, with his head propped up by his hand and his eyes listless, as if he was about to fall asleep.
Meanwhile, the comments below kept refreshing intermittently.
"Pfft, this young man has quite the big mouth. Isn't he afraid of biting off more than he can chew?"
"Exactly, I've seen plenty of these kinds of streamers on the Yinlang platform. They just use a catchy title to attract people and make money."
"Yes, I've seen this kind of streamer before. If you believe them and send them gifts, you won't be able to find them the next day. They'll have even deleted their account, and you won't have anyone to complain to."
"That's right. The last streamer like that was thinking of making more money, but the next day the grass on his grave was already three feet high. So these are all one-off deals."
"Everyone, don't be so angry. What if this streamer actually has some skills?"
A newcomer who didn't know much about the shady practices and behind-the-scenes dealings of livestreaming quietly posted a comment.
The moment this comment appeared, the live chat exploded.
"Upstairs, you're still young and don't understand the inside story. But do you know how many gods China has awakened in the past hundred years?"
"That's right. Ever since the red star streaked across the sky and the statues of gods descended upon the blue planet, mythology has been revived. China has been researching for over a hundred years, but has only identified a little over a hundred kinds of gods, and they are all relatively weak gods."
"Ah, our great China has more than a hundred kinds of gods. The statues of those gods scattered throughout China can only gather dust because their true names are unknown."
The appearance of this comment silenced the live chat for a moment.
"Forget it, I don't want to think about these sad things anymore. A 100% accurate identification of Chinese deities? I think this streamer is just a 100% scammer!"
"Exactly! Young people these days will do anything to become famous. It's pathetic!"
"If the streamer can identify Chinese deities with 100% accuracy, I'll eat shit on live stream."
"Haha, upstairs, you're making me hope that the streamer can really spot gods 100% accurately. I've never seen anyone eat shit before."
【100% Insightful Viewer Livestream】Although there are only a few people, around a hundred, the chat scrolls very fast.
In an old rented room, Su Fan, who was pretending to be asleep with his eyes closed, was actually paying attention to the comments on his phone.
He looked at the disbelieving comments on the screen, his lips twitched, but he was helpless.
He's been broadcasting for over an hour and hasn't received a single gift, not even a single heart.
Su Fan sighed, his eyes filled with complex emotions and a hint of helplessness.
Su Fan, a transmigrator, was a corporate slave in his previous life.
The original owner was an orphan without parents. His parents died in a horde of extraterrestrial creatures a long time ago, and he grew up in an orphanage.
He had graduated from university and worked for two years when he died suddenly due to overwork, and his body was taken over by Su Fan, who had transmigrated from another era.
Su Fan had fantasized about time travel, but when he actually traveled to a parallel world, he didn't know what to do.
The way they traveled through time was also quite bizarre.
A week ago, he was walking on the lawn of the university campus when he unfortunately fell into a septic tank that was more than ten meters deep and drowned.
The reason is that, in order to pass an inspection by higher authorities, the school covered the septic tank on the lawn with rotten wooden boards.
What's even more absurd is that the school staff covered it with a green cloth that matched the color of the lawn, which caused Su Fan to fall down without any warning.
Then Su Fan transmigrated to this parallel world called "Blue Star".
Unlike the previous Earth, this parallel world is an era of mythological revival and invasion by extraterrestrial creatures!
More than a hundred years ago, a red star streaked across the sky, and statues of gods descended upon the blue planet, marking the beginning of the revival of mythology.
Humans can gain divine power and become divine guardians by calling upon the true name of a divine statue.
Furthermore, by recounting the glorious deeds of the gods, one can gain even greater power and divine weapons.
However, as humanity gained divine power, a crisis also arose.
Extraterrestrial beings from other planets landed on Blue Star along with the Crimson Star and the statue of the god. At the same time, many ruins and secret realms appeared on Blue Star.
Crisis and opportunity go hand in hand!
Unfortunately, this parallel world's China has a very serious historical gap and lack of mythology, and it took hundreds of years to awaken a mere hundred or so gods.
Other countries, such as Japan, South Korea, and the United States, have been able to rely on their well-preserved mythological systems to continuously awaken powerful gods and suppress China.
This even led to the absorption of many talented individuals from China, resulting in a significant brain drain from China.
Furthermore, most of the hundreds of deities that China awakened over a hundred years were of low quality, ranging from E to C level.
Those who have made contracts with such low-quality gods cannot possibly be a match for gods from other countries.
Over time, foreign countries began to mock China for having no gods, leaving the Chinese people feeling aggrieved but helpless.
As a result, some Chinese people have come to believe in foreign deities, preferring to contract with a foreign E-level deity rather than a Chinese D-level deity.
In the eyes of these people who fawn over foreign things, no matter what rank they are, foreign gods are always more powerful than the gods native to China.
As a result, China gradually fell into a disadvantageous position in the world.
If the statues of other gods cannot be awakened, in another hundred years, the Chinese people on this blue planet will be assimilated by foreign countries, and there will be no more descendants of Yan and Huang.
Whenever he thought of this, Su Fan felt a surge of anger, wishing he could immediately awaken all the other statues of gods in China.
But this is impossible. In this era where everyone is a god, each person can only contract with five gods.
Moreover, he doesn't even have a statue of a god, so how can he awaken one?
Moreover, as a history major with extensive knowledge of Chinese history and mythology from his previous life, Su Fan was bound to form a contract with a powerful deity.
In this way, he was able to survive in this chaotic world.
Fortunately, as is essential for any time traveler, he was bound to the [Live Stream God-Seeing System].
With just one carnival, the [Live Stream God Appraisal System] can unlock ways to cultivate gods and provide personalized training.
This further solidified Su Fan's resolve to help China in this parallel world become stronger.
In China, every person should be like a dragon!
Su Fan silently activated the system in his mind.
"Whoosh!"
A system panel that only he could see appeared in front of him.
Name: Su Fan
[Realm: None]
[Contracted Gods: 0]
[Identification of deities: 0]
System Level: 1
Personalized training program: 0
The system panel is very simple, with only a few words.
Su Fan stared at the system panel for a long time, then sighed helplessly and slowly got up.
Without any donations, his system is just a decoration, completely useless.
Another fruitless day!
Su Fan walked over, thinking of turning off the live stream on his phone, when he suddenly noticed a very glaring comment on the screen.
"Hey streamer, stop bragging. 100% divine revelation? Does China even have gods? You might as well come and lick my Sakura daddy's boots! My Sakura daddy's gods are invincible!"