bioinnovel Chapter 153 Opening Ceremony
Chapter 153 Opening Ceremony
The signboard reads in elegant magical font: "[Magic Item Shop]".
A temporary stage was set up in front of the shop, covered with a red carpet.
Below the stage, the crowd was dense, including many figures dressed in high-ranking mage robes and exuding a profound aura.
When Lynn and his group appeared, they immediately attracted everyone's attention.
Not only because Lynn, who was in charge, had an extraordinary demeanor, but also because of the dazzling entourage behind him.
The stunningly beautiful Alicia, the aloof and ethereal Elune, the exquisitely beautiful Lia, the stunningly beautiful Vera, the sunny and cheerful Sylvia, the energetic catgirl Amber, the petite and charming Grena, the gentle and intellectual mage Lyra, the incredibly cute dragon girl Hill, and the vampire girl Linor whose proud beauty cannot be concealed...
Just as the crowd was whispering and pointing at the lineup, the shop's tightly closed doors suddenly opened.
A beautiful figure in purple rushed out.
She wore a well-tailored purple evening gown that exuded mature charm, highlighting her breathtaking curves. Her long black hair cascaded down like a waterfall, and her stunningly beautiful face displayed undisguised joy and eagerness.
She even ignored the several members of the Mage Council who tried to stop her, and lightly flew up, landing precisely in Lynn's arms amidst everyone's astonished gazes.
"Prophet! You've finally arrived!" Vilitas hugged Lynn tightly, burying her face in his shoulder, her voice filled with longing, her purple eyes curving into crescents.
Lynn's body stiffened slightly as he felt several pairs of gazes, each with a different meaning, instantly focusing behind him...
Sure enough, Leah's wary and puzzled voice immediately rang out: "Brother, who is this again?"
Elune and Amber exchanged a glance, then silently looked away—they knew, but they dared not say it.
"This, that..." Lynn was uncharacteristically speechless, feeling the expectant gaze of Veritas in his arms, then looking at Leah's gradually pouting lips, and at the countless shocked, envious, and jealous gazes around them...
He took a deep breath. Oh well, what's meant to happen will happen.
"Lia, this is Ms. Vilitas."
Lynn tried to keep her voice steady: "She is the guardian of the Council of Truth, the noble enlightener of truth, and also..."
He paused, and under Veritas's expectant gaze, he said the rest of the sentence, "She's also my woman."
"What?!"
The gasps of surprise did not come only from Leah.
The area around Lynn fell silent for a second, then erupted into an even louder uproar!
Countless male mages and some female mages clutched their chests, their expressions a complex mix of heartbreak, disbelief, envy, jealousy, and hatred.
"Your Excellency, the Enlightened One?! That legendary guardian... she's actually this young man's woman?!"
"Ah! Why! Why does the truth not favor me!"
"He already has so many beautiful women around him! Even Truth Enlightenment... Heaven is so unfair!"
Ignoring the commotion around her, Vilitas simply nestled happily against Lynn, holding his arm.
Leah's little mouth was so full of pouty cheeks that she glared at Veritas, then glanced at her brother, her eyes screaming, "Brother's a heartless playboy!"
Just then, a figure struggled to push through the crowd and ran over.
It's a dog-headed man named Dogger.
He was wearing a well-tailored suit today, which was unusual for him.
Ok.
It looks a bit comical on a kobold.
Upon seeing Lynn, he excitedly bowed repeatedly, exclaiming, "Oh! Prophet! You've finally arrived!"
"Look at this store, the decor, the grandeur!"
Are you satisfied?
"Everything is done according to your and Mrs. Veritas's highest standards!"
Lynn looked around the shop; the design was modern and simple yet had a magical charm, and the window display was exquisite. She nodded and said, "Very good. Thank you for your hard work, Doge."
"It's not hard work at all!" Dug rubbed his hands excitedly after receiving the praise.
"The opening ceremony is about to begin! Your Excellency, Lady Veritas, and all you beautiful ladies, please come to the stage! Please come to the stage!"
Led by Dogg and cleared the way by Vilitas, Lynn led a large group of women with diverse styles, all of whom were exceptionally beautiful, onto the red carpet stage in front of the store.
When they were all standing on the stage, the crowd below erupted in another burst of barely suppressed gasps and exclamations.
What kind of opening ceremony is this, with such a large group of beautiful women gathered there?
This is simply a top-notch feast of beauties!
The visual impact is simply terrifying!
Countless gazes swept back and forth between Lynn and the group of beauties, filled with inquiry, curiosity, and an overwhelming envy.
Many people have even started taking out their photo stones, intending to record this rare scene.
As the host, Dog took a deep breath and began his speech. He was an excellent orator, vividly recounting the development process of the male enhancement drug (omitting key ingredients), its miraculous effects (emphasizing them), and its usage cases (with appropriate exaggeration).
Finally, he concluded in a passionate voice:
"...This small vial of potion is a concentrated essence of nature and the wisdom of alchemy!"
"Just one spoonful can revitalize your virility and keep you energized for up to twelve hours!"
Even our wise, powerful, and mighty prophet—who used it—said it was excellent!
Having said that, he casually handed the magical megaphone to Lynn, and at the same time, all eyes in the room focused on it again—
Of course, many people also took the opportunity to continue to admire the dazzling "scenery" around Lynn.
"Prophet!" Dogg asked loudly, "What do you think of the male enhancement potion, you who have tried it?"
Lynn felt the countless expectant gazes from below the stage, and he recalled Vera's declaration of being completely drained last night, as well as Elune's earlier declarations, and Sylvia, Veritas... cough cough.
He pondered for a moment, and a catchy phrase from his past life suddenly flashed through his mind, which he found incredibly fitting.
He picked up a bottle of male enhancement potion for demonstration, faced the crowd, and said in a clear and powerful voice:
"If a man wants to have healthy kidneys, he has to drink male enhancement drugs."
He paused, and amidst the curious gazes of the crowd, mimicking a familiar tone, added:
"The male enhancement potion tastes amazing."
The audience was taken aback at first, then burst into good-natured laughter and even more enthusiastic applause.
The word "GG" is simple, straightforward, and has a touch of self-deprecating humor, instantly bridging the gap between them.
Just then, a bold (perhaps long-single) middle-aged mage in the audience, looking at the many beautiful women surrounding Lynn, finally couldn't help but ask loudly:
"Lord Lynn! Please forgive my intrusion!"
"Is it because of the effects of this male enhancement drug that you have so many beautiful and charming ladies by your side?!"
This question truly reflects the sentiments of countless men!
The entire room fell silent instantly, everyone perking up their ears.
Lynn glanced at the ladies around him, each with a different expression—Velitas was all smiles, Alicia looked innocent and curious, Elune lowered her eyes slightly, Lya puffed up her cheeks, Vera turned her head away, Grena shrank even smaller, Lyra covered her mouth and chuckled, Amber tilted her head, Sylvia blushed, and Linor rolled her eyes…
He thought of the experiences brought about by the male enhancement drug, and a somewhat helpless yet meaningful smile appeared on his face:
"I think...that's part of the reason, isn't it?"
These words were like igniting the final fuse!
"Give me ten bottles!!!"
"I want twenty bottles!! Give them to me first!"
"Make way! I'm buying them all! As many as you have!!"
"For the truth... no, for happiness! Leave some for me!"
The crowd instantly erupted into a frenzy of buying! People surged toward the store entrance, and Dogg and his staff scrambled to maintain order.
Orders, payments, pickups... the scene was so busy that the Mage Council had to be temporarily mobilized to help.
Amidst this bustling grand opening, news was spreading at an astonishing speed across the entire continent of Galantir through magical imagery, communication crystals, and even word of mouth, with a sensational and explosive headline:
[Shocking! A mysterious man is surrounded by beautiful women, including an Elf Queen and the Enlightened One. The truth is... he drank this?!]
[A male enhancement drug has suddenly appeared! The opening ceremony in Belgrade drew massive crowds, with men going crazy for it!]
[The Prophet Lynn's "Secret to Happiness" Revealed? — "Men who want to have healthy kidneys need to drink male enhancement drugs!"]
Lynn stood on the stage, looking down at the frenzied crowd and the flashing photo stones, feeling both amused and exasperated.
Now it's impossible for him not to become famous.