bioinnovel Chapter 62 They Argue Every Time They Meet
Chapter 62 They Argue Every Time They Meet
chapter 62
The girl in front of me is very beautiful.
She had long, thick eyebrows, large, bright eyes, a high nose bridge, and her hair was tied in a neat high ponytail. She was also dressed very cleanly...
A sweet and pure feeling washes over you.
Meng Youcheng carried her bag and went upstairs...
Are you a new tenant?
The girl behind him replied, "Yeah, brother, are you one too?"
The man entered the first room. "You must live here, right?"
"Um."
The girl followed closely behind, "Brother, do you live next door?"
"Um."
Meng Youcheng turned on the light, only to find that the light bulb in the room was broken.
The girl looked at the broken light bulb and sighed. "When I came to check on it the day before yesterday, the light bulb was working perfectly fine. How did it suddenly break?"
"It's okay..."
Meng Youcheng said, "I just bought a few light bulbs today, I'll change them for you."
"Really? Won't that be too much trouble?"
"fine."
The man walked towards his room...
So, this is the female lead.
Let's make a bold assumption: if he could win over the female lead, and maintain a relationship that's more than friends but not quite lovers, then the readers would probably really hate him...
He would become a true male third party. Meng Youcheng knew that what readers hated most was breaking up couples, and of course, he knew he couldn't beat the male lead...
So all you need to do is feel nauseous.
Then he will become the target of public criticism, everyone will condemn him, and he will become a real male mistress!
no way……
Jiang Yuming was clearly not an impolite brat, so he couldn't continue with the previous approach and had to change his strategy.
but……
For him, flirting with girls is a really difficult thing!
This reminded him of the four boys in his university dorm. The boy in the lower bunk was a "flirtatious guy" who liked to flirt with boys, and the boy in the next bunk was a "2D fan" who watched everything related to anime and manga...
There's also the "aloof guy" who never talks to them, just saying "oh," "um," or "ah," and then there's the guy who just sits there. The "air-conditioning guy," on the other hand, can chat with anyone...
Later, out of the four people in their dormitory, three of them collapsed!
"Ambiguous Guy" is a "simp" who has a crush on the most beautiful girl in his class, but she doesn't like him at all, so he just keeps fawning over her...
The "cool guy" likes boys, and his crush is the school heartthrob. Not only is the guy straight, but he also has a girlfriend. In the end, this guy never made his feelings clear until he graduated from college.
Meng Youcheng is the most peculiar. He's a "simp" with a crush. He likes a girl from the photography department next door, and he goes to her classes every day hoping to chat with her more. But when they meet, she's a complete stutterer...
He not only fawned over the entire university, but also failed miserably in never confessing his feelings.
He has absolutely no way to handle girls; he stutters as soon as he meets them, unless they are his younger sisters.
Ugh……
So, for him, pursuing the female lead was practically impossible...
Meng Youcheng changed the light bulb, then hesitated for a long time...
He had so much to say...
But in the end, he only said one sentence: "If you encounter any problems, you can come to me."
Xia Chunian: "Okay, thank you, brother."
The man returned to the kitchen dejectedly and began to cook...
If you ask him to flirt with a guy, he can immediately spout a bunch of flirtatious lines, but if it's a girl, he can stutter for ages and not be able to utter a single word.
distressed……
Just then, Jiang Yuming squinted and walked out of the room. His hair was messy, and he was walking unsteadily...
"Uncle..."
The man turned to look at him. "You're up?"
The boy went to the tap, filled his cup with water, and started brushing his teeth. "Mmm."
Jiang Yuming looked at the overflowing water and quickly turned off the tap. He hesitated for a moment, then looked at Meng Youcheng, "Uncle, do you know what 1000 minus 7 means?"
The man twitched his brow...
Is this fucking insane?
"A line from an anime, right?"
Jiang Yuming was just about to brush his teeth when his eyes suddenly lit up. "You know?!"
I've heard a little about it.
"So tell me, when people are pushed to their limits, can they really unleash their potential?"
The man looked at him. "We'll see..."
"Putting a centipede up someone's ear, it really works..."
Meng Youcheng looked at him, smiled, and said, "Do you really believe such a thing exists? Are you sure those things you see in anime actually exist in this world?"
"I know I don't..."
The boy paused. "What if? What if it really exists? Are there things that aren't scientific and can't be explained?"
Meng Youcheng was speechless for a moment...
Sigh, how should I put it?
Is this a kind of faith?
The man thought for a moment, "By the way, you said yesterday that you just wanted to portray the character's entire life, so why did you tell me before that you wanted to become a movie star?"
"because……"
The boy pondered for a long time, "Luffy's success is becoming the Pirate King, so what about an actor's success—becoming a Best Actor?"
"I want to succeed, to be invincible, and to be unmatched!"
The man looked at him and smiled...
Silly? Yet quite ambitious?
A short while later, the boy finished brushing his teeth and washing his face. "Uncle, if there's nothing else, I'll go in first..."
"Wait a moment……"
"What's wrong?"
Meng Youcheng turned around and stood in front of him. "Your hair is a complete mess. You don't look like a celebrity at all. You didn't even bother to fix it..."
The man dampened his hands, pressed down the boy's unruly hair, carefully straightened it, and brushed away the stray hairs from his forehead...
Jiang Yuming was stunned, staring blankly at him...
"I……"
The boy's prominent Adam's apple bobbed slightly. He looked somewhat dazed, his gaze seemingly fixed on Meng Youcheng.
The man didn't pay much attention. After a few minutes, the hairstyle finally looked a bit better. "OK, much better..."
He patted the boy on the shoulder, "Go inside..."
"oh."
Jiang Yuming went in, and Xia Chunian came out right after...
"Wow, bro, it smells so good..."
The man looked at the girl, thought for a moment, and said, "You probably haven't eaten either, right? Why don't you come to my place and just grab a bite?"
Xia Chunian smiled and said, "Wouldn't that be inconvenient?"
"fine……"
"Then I shall respectfully accept your offer?"
Meng Youcheng suddenly realized that he felt extremely awkward if he stood in the direction of a strange man and chatted with this girl...
However, if he treats her like a younger sister, the conversation will flow very smoothly. After all, it's not a real relationship; it's just a way to mislead the reader...
Let's go this way!
The man has prepared the meal...
The girl brought a folding table out of her room. "Brother, you don't have a table in your room, do you?"
Meng Youcheng smiled and said, "Mm."
They arrived at Jiang Yuming's room one after the other...
The boy stared at them for a moment, then went to get more rice without saying a word.
With everything ready, the three of them sat around the table.
Xia Chunian looked at the boy in front of her. "Is he your roommate, bro?"
"Well……"
Meng Youcheng thought for a long time, "To be honest, I'm his agent. He's a nobody at Shixing Company, and I'm his agent..."
The girl was clearly stunned...
After thinking for a moment, she said, "Oh, I see..."
The boy noticed their conversation and was quite surprised. "You two... don't know each other?"
Meng Youcheng smiled and said, "Didn't we just meet?"
Jiang Yuming stared at him in disbelief...
"What kind of person is this...?"
To be honest, Meng Youcheng really couldn't understand what the boy was saying in his dialect.
He always thought that the meaning of "ma gai" was something like "your mother's" or "ma de," or perhaps an even dirtier swear word.
The girl was stunned. Before he could finish speaking, she said, "Are you crazy? Why are you insulting my mother for no reason?"
Jiang Yuming: "Huh?"
Xia Chunian frowned. "How can you be so rude? Huh?! Don't think I don't know you're swearing at me in your dialect, huh?"
"I……"
Jiang Yuming was momentarily at a loss for words, "Are you...?"
"Okay, you're cursing again...!"
The girl was clearly angry. She let out a long breath and yelled at the boy, "You bastard, you idiot, your head is rusty!"
This sister completely overturned Meng Youcheng's understanding...
She curses incredibly fast, and her voice is very forceful, giving the other person no chance to retort, just a barrage of "bang bang"...
How so?
They definitely deserve to be scolded. They started by cursing someone's mother right away. If you don't scold them, who should you scold?
Meng Youcheng ignored the matter...
Instead, an extra dish was added, and in the girl's bowl...
What does that mean?
This shows that Meng Youcheng supports her!
Upon seeing this, Xia Chunian immediately dropped her pretense, raised her voice tenfold, and unleashed a torrent of words...
Jiang Yuming was stunned...
"I……"
"Oh my god, you little brat, you've really opened your eyes to all sorts of things. You come here and start cursing me. If you don't like something, you can say so. Damn it, you come here and start cursing my mother! You fucking want to die…!"
The boy was completely dumbfounded...
They're already arguing?
Meng Youcheng looked at the two of them...
How so?
It's good to argue! It's so much fun to fight! Keep it up! Let's see who's better!
These two are quite peculiar; they started arguing as soon as they met. Are they a pair of bickering lovers?
interesting……
Keep arguing, don't stop, and he'll have a chance to complete the whole task!