bioinnovel Chapter 75 Jiraiya is drunk and gets picked up by an old lady!
Chapter 75 Jiraiya is drunk and gets picked up by an old lady!
Inside the brothel, the noise was mixed with the coquettish laughter of young women.
The proprietress's eyes lit up immediately when Jiraiya stepped into the shop.
Because he's a regular here and is usually very generous!
"Lord Jiraiya! What would you like to drink?"
"Five jugs of the strongest liquor, and then... two interesting beauties."
Upon hearing this, the proprietress was secretly delighted and quickly nodded in agreement, "Alright, Lord Jiraiya, please wait a moment, I'll go and make the arrangements right away."
Not long after, two graceful and beautiful women walked over.
One of them, dressed in a light blue kimono and holding a sake bottle, is named Fuyutsuki Kaede; the other, dressed in a pink kimono and holding a sake cup, is named Koi Saya.
Just as Fuyutsuki Kaede placed the wine cup on the table, Jiraiya grabbed the wine pot and poured it into the cup, spilling most of the wine.
"Lord Jiraiya, please pour slowly, it would be such a waste to spill it."
Fuyutsuki Kaede reached out to help him steady the wine pot, but Jiraiya snatched it away.
Jiraiya said gruffly, "I'm in a bad mood, you guys keep me company while I drink."
Then, he picked up his glass, tilted his head back, and downed the wine.
The spicy liquid burned his throat, but it couldn't suppress the tightness in his chest.
Seeing this, Koya picked up a piece of watermelon from the plate and fed it to him: "Lord Jiraiya, eat something first. Drinking on an empty stomach is bad for your health."
He turned his head away, his eyes unfocused: "The woman I love... was taken away by another man... Don't you think I'm incredibly incompetent?"
Fuyutsuki Kaede flattered with a charming laugh, "Lord Jiraiya, you are one of the most famous Legendary Sannin of Konoha, and the author of Make-Out Paradise. Countless people admire you!"
Jiraiya gave a wry smile and grabbed the sake bottle again, gulping it down his throat.
Lian Xiaoye quickly pressed down on his wrist: "Don't drink so fast, sir! If you're feeling down, you can talk to us about it."
Jiraiya hugged the two of them and kissed them both!
"Come on... let's drink..."
Dongyue Feng sighed, poured himself another cup of warm wine, and handed it to him: "My lord, matters of the heart cannot be forced. Don't make things difficult for yourself."
But Jiraiya wouldn't listen at all, and kept drinking one cup of sake after another.
He began to mutter to himself, his eyes unfocused, and finally slumped onto the table with a thud, becoming completely still.
The next day, when Jiraiya woke up, the sunlight was so bright that he couldn't open his eyes.
His head was throbbing as if it were about to explode. He instinctively tried to sit up, but when he reached out, he found nothing. He was completely naked, covered only by a thin blanket!
"Holy crap! An old lady!"
Jiraiya instantly snapped back to reality, sprang to the corner of the bed, and slammed his back against the wall with a loud thud.
He clutched the blanket tightly, his eyes wide with disbelief: "Where...where are my clothes?"
The blankets beside her shifted, and Ishihara Maki sat up, rubbing her eyes.
Seeing his panicked expression, she couldn't help but laugh: "Little Jiraiya, why are you shouting so loudly? Are you afraid people won't know you're awake?"
"My clothes! Where are my clothes?"
Jiraiya's voice trembled as he pointed to his bare upper body: "Where did you put my clothes? Last night...we..."
He dared not think any further, his face turning bright red.
Ishihara Maki slowly got up and pointed to the bamboo basket at the foot of the bed: "Ugh, little Jiraiya, last night you called me 'little darling'... 'sweetie'... just like you thought..."
"How...how could you do this...!"
He protested haltingly, his cheeks flushed red.
Ishihara Maki raised an eyebrow and teased, "Little Jiraiya, more than twenty years ago, you peeked at me bathing quite often, and now you're suddenly being picky?"
Jiraiya's face flushed with anxiety. He grabbed the clothes from the bamboo basket and put them on.
In the midst of the chaos, she put her clothes on backwards and rushed towards the door without looking back.
Ishihara Maki called out from behind him, "Little Jiraiya, if you miss your big sister next time, come find me again! Big sister loves you!"
Upon hearing this, Jiraiya was momentarily stunned, tripped over the threshold, and almost fell over...
Meanwhile, inside the Hokage's meeting room!
Seven senior executives sat around the conference table, their expressions all appearing somewhat solemn.
Fugaku Uchiha tapped his fingers lightly on the table: "According to the latest data from the Finance Department, the village's economy is in dire straits after the war. Recently, housing prices have dropped by 52%... and the number of mission requests is only 42% of pre-war levels..."
Uchiha Mitsunori said in a low voice, "Before the Third Shinobi World War, Konoha had 24163 ninjas, but now, that number has dwindled to only 6652. This means that the high-spending ninja population has dwindled to only 27.5% of its pre-war size, so the village's economic decline is an inevitable fact."
The atmosphere in the meeting room instantly turned heavy upon hearing this.
Hiashi Hyuga lowered his head, pondering the deeper meaning of his words: "Mitsumine, do you have a solution?"
Uchiha Mitsunaga said confidently, "Gentlemen, I want to hold a competition with Jiraiya to attract the attention of nobles and wealthy merchants from various countries and revitalize Konoha's economic chain."
Upon hearing this, a murmur of whispers immediately arose.
Nara Shikaku narrowed his eyes slightly and prompted, "Captain Mitsumine, Jiraiya's whereabouts are unpredictable; he might be difficult to find!"
Uchiha Mitsumine smiled mysteriously. He had met Jiraiya that afternoon, but their time together had not been pleasant.
"Jiraiya has returned to the village, and I've discussed this with him; he's already agreed."
Nara Shikaku nodded and said, "Since Jiraiya has agreed, we can give it a try."
Fugaku Uchiha tapped the table: "As for the location, we could choose the area below the Valley of the End..."
A mysterious smile crept across Uchiha Mitsumine's lips: "Not long ago, the Sarutobi, Shimura, Utatane, and Mito clans were completely plundered, so the Fire Country Daimyo is recruiting strong ninja everywhere! Now that he has the opportunity to witness a battle of true powerhouses, he certainly won't miss it!"
The Eighth Hokage looked over, his brow furrowing. "Mitsumine, are you confident you can defeat Jiraiya?"
"A 60% chance of winning, the worst-case scenario is a draw."
......
After the meeting, Uchiha Mitsunaka wanted to improve his strength.
After all, a 60% win rate isn't exactly a guarantee of success!
"System, I want to fuse skills!"
"Ding, detected: B-rank Fire Release: Great Dragon Fire Technique + B-rank Shadow Clone Technique + B-rank Divine Demon Transformation, all at perfect proficiency level, ready for fusion deduction!"
"Ding, preliminary simulation complete. Please select a simulation direction!"
"Flame God Demon: A-rank ninjutsu. When used in the Three-Headed Six-Armed state, this ninjutsu can summon a 60-meter-tall Flame God Demon shadow clone with three heads and six arms. This shadow clone can absorb flames to replenish itself and has a trace of indestructibility, meaning it will not disappear when attacked by normal attacks. Weakness: Vulnerable to water-style and ice-style ninjutsu attacks."
"Blazing Angel: A-rank ninjutsu that transforms the user into a Blazing Angel, wielding a flaming spear. With this spear, the user can perform fire-style ninjutsu of rank B or lower without hand seals. The user also possesses three pairs of flaming wings and has an extremely fast flight speed."
"Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix: A-rank ninjutsu, summons a fire phoenix and hundreds of firebirds to automatically attack surrounding enemies. The fire phoenix is a special shadow clone with a certain degree of consciousness and can continuously summon firebirds."
Which ninjutsu should I choose...?